Review: "Total Recall" (2012)
by Echo23
Reviewer Rating: 2½ Boners up
I watched "Total Recall" so now you don't have to (you're welcome).
In a post-apocalyptic future, factory worker Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell) is plagued with nightmares of running from the law. But, it seems, his dreams
Len Wiseman | Exec Producer and Director |
Ric Kidney | Exec Producer |
Toby Jaffe | Producer |
Neal H. Moritz | Producer |
Of course, things go horribly wrong when the technician (John Cho, Sulu from the new Star Trek movies)–who decided to hold off on the standard safety checks until after injecting Doug with the potentially lethal memories–realizes that Doug is, in fact, a spy. Now, Doug must join his old partner, Melina (Jessica Biel) to fight against his wife Lori (Kate Bechinsale) in order to regain his memories, and save the world.
Colin Farrell | Douglas Quaid/Hauser |
Kate Beckinsale | Lori Quaid |
Jessica Biel | Melina |
Bryan Cranston | Cohaagen |
Bokeem Woodbine | Harry |
Bill Nighy | Matthias |
John Cho | McClane |
So how is Total Recall? First of all, this movie has more lens flares than a JJ Abrams movie. Secondly, there's more running and jumping than a Super Mario game. It's Bourne Identity meets I, Robot meets Len Wiseman trying way too hard to be psychological. He tried to pretend like it was a remake with a new twist, when in fact, it looks like it was written by a 15 year old girl. (Maybe James Cameron was involved?) I could never fully immerse myself in the story, because the acting and script just weren't believable. The futuristic tech is cool, and I'm always a fan of seeing how people envision the future, but it just wasn't enough to pull me in this time. Overall, I give it a resounding "meh." Not that I'm surprised. It was exactly what I expected from the trailer. Though I probably should have read a bit more into the fact that less than two weeks after it's release, there were only two other people in the theater. It might be worth watching if you’re at home, and it’s on Netflix, and you feel like making fun of something with your friends. But paying $10.50 to see it in theaters? Hell no.
Dan O'Bannon | Story |
Jon Povill | Story |
Ronald Shusett | Story |
Kurt Wimmer |
Story and Screenplay |
Mark Bomback |
Screenplay |
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi violence and action, some sexual content, brief nudity, and language.
More information at IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386703/